Here are some signs to watch for.

[Nightbane]

If your game language carries into Normal life, you might be a gamer.
(ie, Get a 100 on test "i r uber leet haxor." i personally did that!)
If you wait till you die in game to answer the phone, pee, eat, drink, etc, you might be a gamer.
If you ever use game terms during sex, you might be a gamer.

These were just some of the funnier things i could come up with. See if yall can come up with some!

[E.J.FUDD]

umm...i have actually had sex while playing counter strike...um with a partner _  

umm then there was this one time i was alone though...

wait a second did i just say that outloud???

[sK_Cookie]

if you are constantly tired becuase you have caused sleep deprevation because you had that just one more map/level/kill/marriage.  lol.

[Torch]

i often tell my brothers they are noobs!!! aghhhh!  I also pwn people at work and I say roger that...im so f'd up!!

[Nightbane]

torch. you are teh noob. far worse than any noob level that any of your brothers could acheive.

[E.J.FUDD]

oo i almost forgot this one from last summer...

i took my son out and bought us several water guns...i then took us to several location to play .... though unbeknown to my lil guy...i was secretly setting up sevral cs maps to run through

[FourScience]

If you are constantly wondering why you're banned on another server, you might be a gamer.
If you have dreams at night about pulling out a deagle in aztec, you might be a gamer.
If you spent $72 on a mouse setup, you might be a gamer.
If you have your own Games partition which you defrag religiously, you might be a gamer.
If you lower your framerates on purpose to get better, you might be a gamer.
If you put Windows in performance mode and disabled dozens of services, you might be a gamer.

I know, because I did these things and I am a gamer!
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[Nightbane]

If you have a house that is mobile, and 15 cars that arent, you might be a redneck! oops sorry wrong analogy.

[Blitzkrieg]

If you can't get through a single day of work without visiting these forums, u might be a jackass....errr gamer.

If you contemplate a live demonstration outside the home office of the developer that just wrecked one of your favorite games, you might be desperately in need of a life....errr might be a gamer.

If you spent more money on your computer than you did on your car/house, you might be a gamer.

If your diet consists solely of cup-o-soups, hot dogs, and mac-n-cheese, so you can have enuf money to pay for broadband, you might be a gamer.

If you've ever played in the dark cuz your electricity bill didn't get paid (but the broadband is prepaid for 6 months!!), you might be a gamer.

If you wish your car had force-feedback like your computer, you might be a gamer.


Okay....that's enuf outta me....

Blitz

[Blitzkrieg]

oh...and of course my personal favorite....

If you ever dreamed of pwning Blitz....you need to seek help!!!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

If your game language carries into Normal life, you might be a gamer.
(ie, Get a 100 on test "i r uber leet haxor." i personally did that!)

Why doesn't this surprise me?

[Blitzkrieg]

umm...i have actually had sex while playing counter strike...

"Has your sex life gotten boring? Boring....like, the phone rings and you both try to answer it...u know...boring..." - Jeff Foxworthy

P.S. - Sorry for the consecutive posts everybody....hehe...I r leet uber spammer!!

[E.J.FUDD]

no she just knew i wanted the best of both my lil worlds...

[FourScience]

oh...and of course my personal favorite....

If you ever dreamed of pwning Blitz....you need to seek help!!!

Yeah that should happen plenty in real life.    
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[Jeebus]

If you believe you can operate any type of heavy machinery without any formalized training... you might be a gamer

If you measure your health with little heart containers... you might be a gamer

If your car's hood ornament is an Atari Symbol... you might be a gamer

If you still own a working commodore 64... you might be a gamer

If you wear a nintendo gamepad beltbuckle (I do)... you might be a gamer

If you think mushrooms will revive you, or flowers will enable you to hurl fireballs... you might be a gamer

If you have a craving for BAWLS... you might be a gamer

If in your comment section of your personal checks, you write "all your base are belong to us"... you might be a gamer

If you review your day and think of how much xp you have gained... you might be a gamer

If when you're getting intimate, you think about a certain strategy, skill, quest, or NPC name... you might be a redneck.

If you say "I'm going to log off" instead of I'm going to bed... you might be a gamer

If when you get promoted in a job, and you think you have just gained a level... you might be a gamer

If when you're hungry, you say "Red Warrior needs food"... you might be a gamer