There was once a man named Rinko Stilco. He wandered around.....
Next.
... with his boxer shorts and his little dog named Tutu.
next!!
One day he came upon a boy sawin on a fiddle, playin it hot!
And tutu sat upon a hickory stump and watched as Rinko beat down the boy with his own fiddle!!
Next!
PS - And its "young man"..."young man sawin on a fiddle"...noob... |)
*tis isnt it*
Quote*tis isnt it*
, said Rinko. This isn't the fiddle of mun-fondu, we must keep searching. Come mighty Tutu, let us now journey onward to...
grandmas house, she lives just off "millers crossing", were i hear those pickers and a grinners play a mean fiddle...against the devil no less tutu..against the devil no less...so before we start our trip mighty tutu i think we should...
make babies tutu!! BABIES!! To grandma's house! Quickly! She can help us to...
Next!!
PS- Give a whole new meaning to "come mighty Tutu", doesn't it? ;)
... bake cookies, sew some blankets for those cold lonely nights and knit some sexy lingerie...
next!
...for grandma to try on when we get there. She always was a little bit...
Kinky when you get some bourbon in her. Although...
next!
some spices makes her do something out of this world... it's too scary to just even think about it because she....
next!
was expecting her nurse to come by at any moment...and with that Yassy knocks on the door with bright smiles and a bag full of...
...battery-operated "trinkets". ;) In Yassy pranced, with her little sack o' "goodies". Rinko started up his trusty camcorder, but almost dropped it as the mighty Tutu made a blood-curdling yelp when Yassy crammed a "trinket" into....
the fireplace.. causing the cabin to light up and lo and behold in the shadow that could be seen for the first time lurked a....
(you can thank me later yas....)
Quotethe fireplace.. causing the cabin to light up and lo and behold in the shadow that could be seen for the first time lurked a....
sentient pastrami sandwich (on rye no less) wearing fuzzy bunny slippers.
.. and dancing to the tune of Love On A Real Train from Risky Business.
(haha thanx fuddy my online hubby :P )