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Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 08, 2006, 01:17:30 PM
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1: Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

1: Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1: Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

1: Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1: Crying is blackmail.

1: Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
         •Subtle hints do not work!
         •Strong hints do not work!
         •Obvious hints do not work!
         •JUST SAY IT!

1: 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1: Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1: A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1: Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1: If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1: If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1: You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
         •Not both
         •If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1: Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1: ALL men see in only 16 colours, like old Windows default settings.
         •Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
         •We have no idea what mauve is.

1: If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1: If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1: If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1: When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1: Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
         –Sex,
         –Sports, or
         –Cars

1: You have enough clothes

1: You have too many shoes

1: I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

-B
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 08, 2006, 01:49:09 PM
I second that list,  right on balaso.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: SK_CROW on April 08, 2006, 04:19:11 PM
lol how true.  I dont think anyone here will disagree with any of those facts. :ph34r:  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 08, 2006, 08:43:28 PM
yes but let us raise our hands for those that actually live with the other half.... :blink:  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 08, 2006, 09:04:46 PM
:lol: Lol, too funny. I just showed my wife this post!  |)  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 08, 2006, 09:07:58 PM
ooo balaso is going "CAMPING" tonight
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 08, 2006, 11:14:43 PM
no wonder he isnt online tonight  shouldnt have shown her that post.  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 09, 2006, 04:04:23 AM
oh mr balaso.....yooohooo |)  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 09, 2006, 09:40:02 AM
Quoteno wonder he isnt online tonight  shouldnt have shown her that post.
hehe, now, now, I didn't get in trouble. I spent the night fixing the various electrical issues my truck was having. Fixed a few of them in some rather inventive ways but hey, things work now.  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 09, 2006, 09:59:53 PM
good to hear mr airplance mechanic.  If you can fix and airplane  but cant fix your truck I would be worried.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 10, 2006, 02:46:18 AM
funny i had an image of balasos truck with landing gear for tires and jet engines racked up in the back
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 10, 2006, 06:07:10 AM
Hehe, don't I wish...
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 11, 2006, 02:50:55 PM
dont know if I could afford the gas on the damn thing if it had that.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 11, 2006, 10:03:02 PM
after working in an office with you cookie.....the gas isnt a problem....not the natural gas anyway  :blink:  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 11, 2006, 10:29:30 PM
:lol:  :lol:  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 11, 2006, 11:29:01 PM
yeah I know I really should stop eating White Castles and Taco Bell in the same day.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 12, 2006, 02:11:15 AM
omg...add beer to that shake well and the reaction is 10x greater than chernobal...
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 12, 2006, 08:56:27 PM
srry fudd but im bring food to the office tonight and guess what is bearnos yay.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: crypticknight on April 17, 2006, 09:15:07 AM
i agree w/ the list as well lol....

oh and hey been a long time since i posted...hope everyones doin well.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 17, 2006, 12:25:03 PM
doin' pretty well on my end. Good to hear from you bud.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: crypticknight on April 17, 2006, 12:49:31 PM
i see cookie and fudd are still on their "who was the most post" thing lol.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: kool-beans on April 17, 2006, 06:33:43 PM
no, no, its not whos the most popular, i think its devolved, regressed if you will, to simple name calling and sensless bickering.

good to see you again man.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: crypticknight on April 17, 2006, 08:15:43 PM
anyone still playin cs?? 1.6 or source? may play a bit if you are...or i may play some bf2 if yall do that to.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: Balaso on April 17, 2006, 08:40:46 PM
I know several of us still get together and play source now and then. Eve Online has kinda sucked up our brains for the moment, but we still break away for a little CS now and then.
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 18, 2006, 04:19:52 AM
hey do not belittle anothers lifes work yo....


i try....


and i could stop playin cs for a year and still lay a whoppin you parents would be proud of
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: crypticknight on April 18, 2006, 07:45:42 AM
ahhh i tried eve online, but it seemed liek the same thing over and over and over....
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 18, 2006, 01:02:27 PM
hehe |)  
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: E.J.FUDD on April 20, 2006, 07:42:51 PM
kinda like cookies post eh...

but the high point is you can start something and leave .... for days...
Title: Men's Rules
Post by: sK_Cookie on April 21, 2006, 07:28:29 PM
yeah especially since I have two 17 day trainings coming up.  nice to see you again cryptic